Friday, November 14, 2008

On Tom Cruise

First off: Tom Cruise is an actor. Now he seems to be an actor with an agenda. Fame brings you money, money brings you power, power buys you. However, it is rumored that Tom was more or less wrangled into scientology shortly after Top Gun had blown away the audiences of the 1980's. They kept records of all of his personality testing results. Perhaps Tom was blackmailed into Scientology. Perhaps that is why he gets so intense about what he is talking about - he's pissed off!! 

Perhaps he knows that there was a huge opportunity to make a lot of money. Perhaps Tom saw Scientology as a business venture that prays on the stupid and confused sheep of society. After all, he could be not only be raking in the doe, but also be permanently in the limelight of believers - a new messiah.  Plus, he would also be able to create a  Tom Cruise fan base that would ensure the success of each and every one of his movies. I think Oprah gets a cut too. 

Nicole Kidman is so totally hot. She's even hotter to know that she didn't buy into this shit. 

2 comments:

Gordon said...

This is a fair assesment of Tom Cruise and his political motivations.. perhaps he is just trying to gain fame for the sake of money.. but honestly Katie Holmes is way hotter than Kidman so I would say he did a pretty good job.. You should post something current about why Scientology is so bad...

Mr. Self-Destruct said...

Nicole is an Aussie babe to the extreme...... E-X-T-R-E-M-E!!!!!!!!!!1 Holmes is probably a weird lonely freak who thought that it was a good idea to be Tom Cruise's masochistic-love- bitch- sex- slave- scientology-instant fan base -public relation -puppet whore.

I suppose I could write why scientology is so bad, but I think we already know why. Don't we? Why kick a dead horse? Instead, perhaps, we should brainstorm ideas how to make born-again non-believers and embark on a secular mission to wake people the fuck up!! Let's go to war!!!